Tuesday, January 15, 2019

9/8/11: Overtime, Super Bowl Champions, and Crappy Web Sites: If I needed a reason to drink or hire an attorney

I'd like to save the final third of a handle of Stoli in my freezer, but today was one of those days. Actually, it's been couple of weeks, but I digress. If I wasn't a stubborn prick, I'd probably be drinking till I cleaned out my sinuses.

Never have I missed an hour of work because of my drinking. For my coworker who brings up, what about that Sunday a year ago, I swear that was a sinus attack, or it was something I ate (giggidy). It was more likely God being that funny asshole to make sure I couldn't keep that glow after my first one night stand. No good lay goes unpunished. If that isn't the gospel truth, what is?

And I guess it goes for good deeds to. I feel I was bullied into a 1:00 pm to 1:30 am shift tomorrow because someone does not have the friends or family to drive them to work. Actually, that should be an ego boost. I at least have enough family so this would not happen. Still, if I don't do this, the job will only get worse. It's just corporate bullshit.

My job is getting phased out (my employment is not at risk), so no one will be hired to handle the insane work load. But no exceptions will be made to terminating employees. Because of this, someone who doesn't have eight hours of earned time, despite they do have five, the company (HGS) feels it's grounds for being shit canned.

Because someone on a third shift cannot come in for an entire shift on a weekend morning (saving the company at least $30 in wages), the powers that be think it would be better to hurt their employees who they abuse enough by firing someone who cannot come in for one night.

And they would do it. They released someone who they hired, and knew suffered from MS because he could not overcome it in a timely manner. Some say there are too many lawyers, but if you have one, no one will fuck with you. That is the only possible way some brainless bitch (I just don't want to accuse her of being a sociopath) who cannot even be 30 years old can claim carpal tunnel and back issues, and collect workers comp for over a year.

Law, a profession that must be regulated by the government. If you put a reasonable cap on what they can make, everyone will have the same chance to become the next Casey Anthony, and there is noway that we would have to deal with the next generations of Kardashians.

Curious, when it is not too soon to make Casey Anthony jokes? Guys can make dead baby jokes, but dead toddlers is off limits?

So, that should take off the martyr feel off this blog. It's tough to think I'm covering those hours because I don't want to deal with the guilt of leading someone to employment status change. If anything, I'm pissed that I didn't suggest the coworker just use their religious persuasion to get out of work.

"I don't roll on Shabbos!"
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Enough of getting three hours dropped on me in the name of capitalism a concept which is damning the Venezuelan socialist reconstruction of the Colombian drug trade. Fucking bitter Republicans about their failed coup off a successful socialist country that does not have an overwhelming military.  I got the Saints game on the DVR.

Again, if I needed a reason to drink. This is probably karma for buying that Packer lucha mask for cheap heat despite my conditional retirement from pro wrestling (I figure I'll be working the next AAW show, because someone has to wrestle El Tigre Gordo). I'm almost glad that it cut out with five minutes left in the final quarter (that may change by the end of this blog as I have "Sportscenter " on for the noise).

On top of that, the new web design has been rigged to not allow me to use the web pages I had coded over the past two years. Nothing on the Internet makes sense to me. Blogger and GoDaddy want me to pay the another five bucks a month. IF YOU WANT AN EXTRA FIVE LINCOLNS A MONTH, TELL SECURE FIRST TO PAY ME THE $660.00 THEY OWE ME. THAT WOULD COVER GODADDY'S FEES FOR 11 YEARS. Hell, I'll pay GD an extra $5.00 a month to get that victory.

Again, we all need attorneys. If only those Janssen guys could learn to live on $900,000 a year.


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