It's the Great Pumpkin Ted Bundy

Too Much Downtime or a Creative Drought.

Searching for a Dollar Tree toy and trying to figure out the conspiracy behind the disappearance. That killed a few minutes. Oh the joys of coworkers.

It feels great to have people to share the work load. The problem is that there is not much of a work load and we do not offer tangible products to look at like my retailer. Since I have not mentioned what the job is yet, I have like it so far, but with near guaranteed promotion (at least in terms of title), I ponder if things have been too easy. Being able to get away with blogging and drafting three fantasy football teams leaves me thinking this may have been too good to be true.

I wonder what my costume is going to be.

"Why don't you go as yourself."

"Maybe."

"What was it from "The Addams' Family", "Where is your costume, Wednesday?" "I am a psychopath, they look like everyone else."

This leads me to ponder if this Halloween we are going to get the topical and sexy adult costumes. How many lazy college guys are going to go out as Ted Bundy? The guy from "Making a murderer cannot be that hard to DIY. Thank the gods for Pennywise. No one will be dressing as John Wayne Gacy.

And can we call the police women outfit sexy anymore after the verdict in Dallas? How many black men will be running from those cheap chicks?

I suppose you can where brown or black face and just say, "I am Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau."

Lets hope that there is a run on bobbed hair wigs. With some scissors, it would be real easy for "not racist" white people to dress as mass shooters. It is a joke man!

Did I act like this when I was in my 20's?

And I am two years older than the manager. The mean of my other coworkers is a decade and a half younger. The silliness that goes around makes me wonder if I was so juvenile at that age. Maturity wise, probably, but I had a good martial arts discipline that I was pretty quiet and respectful. If I spoke, it would tend to wind up in an "open mouth, insert foot situation."

So to keep from being bored, I get to spot those who have taken up my role. I really owe it to the my tattoo and body piercing friends for dragging my ass out to Downtown Peoria. Some people just need to be pushed out of that awkward stage.

At least I have a crew otherwise that I can discuss the fact that philias are not criminal.

Pedophilia = Statutory rape

Necrophilia = Desecration of a corpse

Everything has kind of calmed down. There is a hour left before the openers ditch out. It has not been, but being left with just one of these millennials without alcohol, you fear uncomfortable moments will arise.

At least the latest chapter of my customer service career has left me in a place where I can mine for inspiration from the mundane. Just like the locker rooms or the truck stops. I guess maturity sucks in general. Try to focus on saving money and the next stages of relationships, you do not think about the entertaining stuff.

So I better get my girlfriend hooked on "Animal Crossings" as soon as I get home. She needs to be at my irreverent level to get the most out of life. That is the best plan I can come up with. She will not give GTA a chance.

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