Back to the Sods v. Truckers
I already have Fireworks,
multiple Dreamweaver windows, and Firefox open. Can you blame me for
not wanting to open Word for proofreading?
I cannot say it has been
a crazy couple of weeks, and that could be my problem. Okay, that is definitely my problem. I am broke. I do not have anyone I can relate to
in the Peoria area (not to say anyone can), and no way to meet new people.
I can affirm that after my accidental credit slip up on Zoosk.
It feels like I am on a
countdown to extinction. If I cannot make something work by the end of
the year, it'll be two years of worthlessness, and even with all
the drama I have experienced, I have never had two consecutive years
of being fucked. I would say the dead-pun-line is 12/31 because I do not
want to be one of those assholes who do the died at age 30, 1980-2011.
If anything that is reason
enough to jail Michael Jackson's doctor. I would show leniency if he would
have postponed the OD a couple of months, so that MJ would have been
51 (1948-2009). Maybe that's why the obsessive compulsive should not
pass judgment.
Then again, that would
make this website the ultimate hypocrisy. Suppose I better get to the
blog then, and skip discussing the kitty suicide notes and the depressed
chick hair cut I nearly gave myself. Do pawn shops take beard trimmers?
From Sorry Sods to True Douches, Part 2
I cannot say truckers have
more sense than headless poets. From my experience, they have less. Unless
the human torch of Tazewell's lungs were instantly filled with smoke
and his wandering around the parking lot was a 120-second long involuntary
twitch, I think Kurt Cobain maintains the title of the wiser.
I would like to say truck
drivers have more common sense than the right wing daddy sods who bothered
me on the "five hundred" block, but I had heard too many political
speeches of how messed up the liberals had made things from those with
CDLs. Sadly, these were not debates and I even heard the occasional "the
Confederates were far more honorable and better than you yanks"
rants.
This would be an easy transition
to tell my Facebook friends how voting for Republicans is immoral, but
I still want to rip on our title's sods. Perhaps truck drivers do not
have a greater amount of sense than these not quite Ivy League turds
(who were Cardinals fans to boot), but they may possess more common courtesy.
I have heard that Tejano truckers are a ball to booze with and I am
fairly certain they do not talk politics or religion. Of course, with
all the Virgin Mary stamps on their skin, you should know what faith
not to piss on.
That's what the T-shirt I
wear was, a statement. You may not get the message, but you understand
the words "Destroy Popular Culture." My fault was my willingness
to explain the shirt to a couple of closet cases.
Another reason why you do
not talk to patrons of the same gender at a strip club. Am I suppose
to think that a guy is straight if you want to talk to me about politics
instead of Polly's tits?
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