A Wrestling Weekend Past and All the Corrections

The consolidating of all my blogs to MainEventOfTheDead.com had gone pretty smoothly until my revisiting my time in Partial Hospitalization for Psychiatric reasons (depression, and OSF would say alcoholism, but that was not really a problem until I moved to a 2 am last call town). These went long and my obsessive compulsive nature left the visual appearance of the content feeling off.

Thus, I need to write longer new blogs since the entries from My First Blog turned into being primarily movie reviews, and since I would talk about my depression on HeadTrip309.Blogspot.com, there were not as many long-winded rants about how I was feeling. So, there was a time where I was even doing more micromanaging than I am now. Perhaps it was not the social scene in Peoria that was the problem, but my quirk-driven nature. Alcohol could have been the problem because it did not relax me enough.

My satire game had been strong the past couple of weeks with "Destroy Capitalism! Destroy the Consumer" (My one regret was not using the word kill instead of destroy. How did I miss the alliteration?) and "How Many Trimesters Are Too Few: Abolish the Terrible Twos" (Despite my current Catholic-raised girlfriend's objections. That makes me want to figure out the trauma that lead to a lot of my decisions opposing my WASP grandfather's prejudices.), but each got shorter as I wrote them. The only thing I know that will take up a lot of space on a website is my analysis of pro-wrestling. Thank the Gods (LeVeque, Silkin, Gedo and McMahon) for the previous weekend.

How to Have Given Wrestlemania an Acceptable Runtime:

Because I operate a movie critique website that states the ideal runtime is one hour and 37 minutes (Ninetyforchill.com), I think I may be the ideal person to make the booking decisions to prevent a six-hour plus show.

Move the Raw Tag Team Championship Match to Monday.

They just played the match back the following night. Ryder and Hawkins would still get a hometown victory and The Revival would be receiving the treatment they want us to perceive that they have been.

Move the Smackdown Tag Team Championship Match to the Preshow

If Ricochet and Aleister Black were going to fail in all three of their tag team challenges, did they need to lose the last on the biggest stage?

Move Kurt Angle's retirement match to after AJ Styles vs Randy Orton

Is it me, or did the show drag for the last half because of all the Smackdown matches being on early?

Cut the Roman Reigns vs Drew MacIntyre Match

I did not recall them doing anything with it on Raw the next night. MacIntyre was on Smackdown to get away from Reigns anyhow.

Move the John Cena/Elias Segment to Raw

If the demoted Undertaker to from the showcase of the immortals, why not John Cena. Have Elias take an FU on Monday, and a Tombstone on Tuesday.

Cut all of the video packages

There was a two-hour preshow with only 40 minutes of wrestling. If you watched the preshow, you had to watch them twice adding to the dragging sensation.

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