"We Want Some Bayley: The Song"

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"We Want Some Bayley"

Written by Russ "Scoop" Stevens

(to make Jonny Loquasto of the Wrestling Compadres comfortable with the Full Sail crowd's  2 Live Crew inspired chant).

Somebody say, "Hey, we want some Bayley."

Hey, we want some Bayley.

Let me hear you say, "Hey, we want some Bayley."

Hey, we want some Bayley.

Somebody say, "Hey, we want some Bayley."

Hey, we want some Bayley.

Everybody say, "Hey, we want some Bayley."

Hey, we want some Bayley.

She's the Saillor Senshi* of the two thousand teens.

Got some tall tube men for all of the parties.

She don't care if you use vicious knees.

She'll beat and hug till you beg for release.

If you wanna throw, just let her know.

You can get your chance at the end of the show.

You'll look at her, and think a kid you see.

You'll be the fool when she gives her long hair a squeeze.

Best know what to do, 'cause she will not flee.

Just kick your butt to reality T.V.

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"Don't let your babies grow up to be Cubs Fans, and always remember to spay or neuter your White Sox Fans," Russ Stevens