Sunday, February 16, 2014

Schrodinger's Cat: Rationalizations of an Existentialist (Part 6: Humanity is Buscemi)

Difficult people, difficult weather, difficult blogging session. I'd like to quote "Common People" by Pulp (because everyone hates a...), but I don't want the blow back from my favorite employer.

If the far from needy loiterers weren't enough difficulty (just because your only eating at the restaurant shouldn't give you the presumption that your convenient parking is more important than those who are snowed in), I found this blog to be difficult to start. I could probably just go with a rant about the people who are difficult in my life (strippers, chat bots and fundamentalist Facebook friends...oh my), but I don't think this is the time for it.
Sorry Jiji, found cuter Ghibli cats
Rationalization 14: Timing is Everything.

It's not my focus on the difficult that delayed this blog. The cell sales people I've been shuttling to the steak house haven't shown much gratitude, with the exception of crediting my drifting skills (who needs four-wheel drive), may keep me from finishing this blog tonight (2/15/14), but if I would have timed my cat tattoo hunt (I think I have something to use from "Kiki's Delivery Service"...RIP Phil Hartman), there wouldn't be any problem. Instead I may have shut that window without even having a sub-sub-subtitle for this blog.

You here timing is everything, and the successful all have seemed to be in the right place at the right time. Everyone tells me when they meet their significant others, they were not looking for that person. Maybe my depression stems from that right time never occurring. I can't even be "Die Hard" cool about it because if I was ever in the wrong place at the wrong time (outside the Illinois Central College's web design program...stupid programmers under cutting the fundamentals of design innovation), I could be the hero or at least get a great catch phrase out of it. Instead, my high points in Peoria is defined by the phrase, "Shut up Russ."

This is a great parallel to why I'm not taking antidepressants, I'd rather feel depressed than nothing at all. At least I'm not a poser like "Three Days Grace." It should be a rule that after a successful mainstream album, your songs should not try to seem so blatantly depressing. Unless you're talented, but when have we seen that out of a rock group in the last decade (to be kind).

I'm just saying focus on storytelling in terms of entire albums. At least when it sucks, you can say you're experimenting. Just make sure you have a multi-record deal and pop gold already prepared for the rebound album before becoming daring.

With that being said, how awesome is my sophomore film going to have to be (after all of together put "Main Event of the Dead, my pro-wrestling zomcom in the can. Get a treatment by emailing me at russthebus07@gmail.com)? Why am I teasing myself with optimism when windows are made to be shut?

Read the rest of this blog and other stories at Main Event of the Dead.com and determine if this thought process can be translated into a B-movie comedy about pro-wrestling zombies.

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