Well, life happens, and this week's scheduled interview fell through. Fortunately, Ally's Accessories Shop on Etsy has provided Cool Movies Darth with plenty of films and inspiration. This week, "NinetyForChill.com: The #Podcast" catches up with five of those features: "Gothika", "Hawk's Vengeance", "Invitation to a Suicide", "Juno", and "King of California".
Allow me to get out of third-person. Happy Prof. Shurtleff of Illinois Central College? I (CM Darth) will try not to make so much light of violent death in this summation. This is my declaration of changing perspective.
It has kind of been a tough end to the week, and that was before I watched "Gothika". How can you end a ghost story with Fred Durst pissing on the memories of Keith Moon and John Entwistle? How the hell is that music video considered a bonus feature for that DVD? I have to say, I am second guessing my $1 purchase of "Die Another Day". If Mom and Dad can pick and choose the Bond movies they see, why cannot I?
As I stated, the binge was due to my guest having a family issue requiring him to cancel our scheduled interview. Oh how I envy people who have lives that demand sacrifice. It is tough to sell people that I will need the whole of the bereavement time if Eva or Skim passes.
Hopefully, Tim Loss and I will be able to address "Kayfabe", a film about Western Canadian, low-level indie wrestling. The only downside is that I will need to rewatch it for a second time. It was way to accurate when it came to portraying the under trained and phony heroes that Downstate Illinois wrestling is based around. This feature serves as a great cautionary tale about what to do and not do when it comes to promoting wrestling.
Before the cancellation, I was inspired to unknowingly revisit a Gary Daniels movie from the mid-90's. A Canadian action movie seemed like a great film to attach to the wrestling podcast, so "Hawk's Vengeance" was going to be featured this week anyhow.
With that said, this maybe the most coverage that feature has received in 25 years. The only trailer I could find for the film is in French. Pardon me for not scrolling forever on Pinterest for a poster.
It ended up being quite the challenge to find cool media for my "Letter I" feature, "Invitation to a Suicide". This feature is about a young, less buff Pablo Schrieber ("Den of Thieves") who, to pay off a debt to a Russian mobster, decides to be the star of his own snuff film. The film says on the box "A Dark Comedy", but for someone who is passive suicidal, its impact was far greater than I expected. I was almost inspired in the wrong ways, but oh the laughs that could be had.
Cool Movies Darth addresses Sony's most important feature of Winter 2021, "Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City". You may dispute this claim, but "Spider-Man: No Way Home" was really a Disney movie. Reimagining narrative video games and creating an action-packed, minimal scare versions of Universal Picture's horror icons has been Sony's bread and butter since 2002. After 20 years of this, it is time to start repainting their established IP.
Allow me to get out of third-person. Happy Prof. Shurtleff of Illinois Central College? I (CM Darth) will try not to make so much light of violent death in this summation. This is my declaration of changing perspective.
From what I had gathered from YouTube channels, the general consensus is that this feature was a disappointment. Many "critics"/video game fans felt that most of the actors were miscast, primarily for not looking enough like the video game's characters. There were also complaints about how the feature decided to shove the first three video games into one feature. Then you have Leon S. Kennedy serving as comic relief which seemed blasphemous to the video game fans.
The first issue, I guess I can see, but we recently had Mark Walberg and Tom Holland portraying the leads of "Uncharted". As for shoving three games into one film, two of the games take place at the same time (2 and 3). As for Resi 1, is a haunted house movie going to impress anyone?
Leon being a klutz might insult fans of "Resident Evil 4", but some character in this film needs a hero's journey arc. Every other character being a bad ass works for a video game with little exposition, but everyone being the same in a film can be dull. If you do not have unique gimmicks for each character (Like "Street Fighter"), why would we care about any character's fate.
In the end, I am hoping for a sequel. This flick is competent enough and a nice change from the in your face 3D action that Paul W.S. Anderson's "Resident Evil" series overly relied on. "Welcome to Raccoon City" is a faithful game adaptation. How often do we get that?
Time has seemingly been hard to manage for me recently. As of this post, I have yet to watch a movie this month. I really wanted to return to Ally's Accessories Shop on Etsy's Trash Feature Revue with "Gothika", but living constantly exhausted is something I got to quit? Anyhow, there seems to be a loyal fanbase for the Halle Berry feature. Want to chat about it? Send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com.