Wednesday, April 15, 2020

90-min. Prime Video - "Split Second": Plot Decisions, Action, and Kim Cattral's Boobs


*Blog post started on April 13, 2020.

It turns out my supposed wealth of rediscovered content may be for not. The memo pad I am transcribing right now has many movie reviews, and they all seem prepared for publication in the ICC Harbinger. When I look at how long it can take to get through an article from The Ringer (granted they use a much larger font), these are not nerdy website ready. They work great for 2002, the year of my web designer certification, but I cannot stay so far behind the times.

Here's to Verdana as maineventofthedead.com's official font. I imagine that could add another 15 pages to my pro-wrestling zom-com "Main Event of the Dead". If you have any suggestions on getting the production out of development hell, or if you want a treatment of this no-to-low budget film, feel free to email russthebus07@gmail.com.

The first review I transcribed was for the Brian Cox prison break movie "The Escapist", so I feel that I cannot really release it until I come up with another jail movie or a very British flick. Unfortunately, since Rutger Hauer cannot deliver a British accent, "Split Second" does not qualify.

I would like to get my review for "The Damn United" out this week, so I suppose I could tack "The Escapist" on to that and still not seem overly long. It just sucks that the blog was titled ""The Damn United" - A Real Life Jay & Silent Bob on the Pitch". "The Escapist" blog was typed up Friday which means that I may have wasted a Saturday with Pokémon, naps and "Tiger King". That could have made for a good Sunday due to the conclusion of Joe Exotic's story, but compare the Netflix series to a "Tron" marathon, "Thor Ragnarok" and "Westworld", we can all agree on what sounds better.

Split Second - 1992

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