Current mood: productive
For all you parents who wake your kids up before they can have the American Dream:
Why don't you move to New York and rent out your infants to needy celebs. Just for premiers and stuff, so it would only be a one night a week gig.
Help some entertainers in custody battles. If they can take care of the "niece," why not Sean Preston?
Use them as the fashion. There is no better ways to get "Awes". Bradgelina looks better and better with every child.
Come on, you are telling me that Pitt and Jolie don't do this already? All adopted kids look a like.
What will they do when the kids learn how to talk...hence negotiate? Go Se7en on their asses. It's not like we'd notice. They are like the fictional Cosby family.
Your kids get to see the finer things of the Apple or Rodeo Drive, and you get to live there. It's enlightening and enriching for all.
Why don't you move to New York and rent out your infants to needy celebs. Just for premiers and stuff, so it would only be a one night a week gig.
Help some entertainers in custody battles. If they can take care of the "niece," why not Sean Preston?
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Come on, you are telling me that Pitt and Jolie don't do this already? All adopted kids look a like.
What will they do when the kids learn how to talk...hence negotiate? Go Se7en on their asses. It's not like we'd notice. They are like the fictional Cosby family.
Your kids get to see the finer things of the Apple or Rodeo Drive, and you get to live there. It's enlightening and enriching for all.
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