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Monday, December 20, 2021

Wrestling Writer's Block? Try Tag Team Wrestling.

 

*This blog post was started on December 16, 2021.

I guess I have found that sleep is a very, very good thing. My angst and frustration over the weekend at C2E2 is not at the front of my mind like it was recording a solo podcast the next day. Sadly, this would also mean that I am promoting pot and vodka (dibs on that band name) because they certainly helped in obtaining slumber.

The fresh stress will be the holidays after this weekend. Is it wrong to hope that the Covid screening may give me an entire weekend off? It was my nephew's birthday party on the day prior that lead to the exposure, not C2E2. Reed Pop does not run a sloppy ship. That is probably why AEW was doing promotion there and not Nick Khan's company.

Speaking of All Elite Wrestling (It is time for a wrestling blog to be posted.) , you cannot say that they are doing anything with a degree of slop. You cannot speak ill of a show that lets Bryan Danielson wrestle for an hour. Well, I suppose you can, especially when you need something to write about, usually a list. If nothing changes, what am I suppose to write about?

Way to not schedule Riho's challenge to Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. Tony Khan. Where is the equality in terms of promotion. I am kidding with that statement. WWE Day 1 is just two weeks away, so we are entering a static season.

My apologies if I am discounting the ROH World Heavyweight Championship. All my rankings would entail is changing the name from Bandido to Jonathan Gresham at the most. Then again, Bandido did not lose the championship, and Gresham was provided a different version of the championship. In other words, would changes need to be made? AEW will not have their updated rankings until next Wednesday anyhow.

This is leading me to believe that it is time to write the history of Women's Tag Team Championship. But, the current Men's tag teams have not been ranked, so sorry ladies for the tease.

The Disgruntled's Real Men's Tag Team Power Rankings (12/16/2021)

The Number 1 Tag Team in the World:
AEW Rey Fenix and Penta El Zero Miedo:
The Lucha Bros.

The Number 2 Tag Team in the World:
Mark Briscoe and Jay Briscoe:
The Briscoe Brothers

  • They are the current ROH World Tag Team Champions (A history recognized by the DRCW World Tag Team Championship).
  • They are the current Game Changer Wrestling Tag Team Champions.
  • They have started a feud with FTR, the current AAA Tag Team Champions and most recent challengers to the AEW World Tag Team Championship.

The Number 3 Tag Team in the World:
Jey Uso and Jey Uso:
The Bloodline

  • They are the current Smackdown Tag Team Champions (A history recognized by the DRCW World Tag Team Championship).
  • They are currently feuding with WWE's greatest tag team champions, The New Day.

The Number 4 Tag Team in the World:
Karl Anderson and Doc Gallows:
The Good Brothers

  • They are the current Impact World Tag Team Championship (A history recognized by the DRCW World Tag Team Championship).
  • They had recently won the NJPW Strong Tag Team Turbulence Tournament.

The Number 5 Tag Team in the World:
Randy Orton and (Matt) Riddle:
Rated RK-Bro

  • They are the current DRCW Unified Gnarly Men's World Doubles Champions.
  • They are the current Raw Tag Team Champions (A history recognized by the DRCW World Tag Team Championship).
  • They defeated The Bloodline (Smackdown Tag Team Champions) at Survivor Series.

The Number 6 Tag Team in the World:
Bestia 666 and Mecha Wolf 450:
La Rebelion

  • They are the current NWA World Tag Team Champions (A history recognized by the DRCW World Tag Team Championship).
  • The Current Crash Tag Team Champions.

The Number 7 Tag Team in the World: Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus: Jurassic Express

  • They are the current number one contenders for the AEW World Tag Team Championship
  • Along side Christian Cage, they recently won their feud with The Elite (The Young Bucks and Adam Cole [Bay Bay]).

The Number 8 Tag Team in the World: King Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston: The New Day

  • They are the current number one contenders for the Smackdown Tag Team Championship
  • They are the greatest tag team in WWE and feuding with The Bloodline puts them in the main event picture of Smackdown.

The Number 9 Tag Team in the World: Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford: The Street Profits

  • They are currently in the finals of the RK-Bronament to determine the next number one contenders for the Raw Tag Team Championship.
  • They were the Smackdown/Raw Champions while The New Day were in their last reign as Raw/Smackdown Champions.

The Number 10 Tag Team in the World: Rey Mysterio and Dominik Mysterio

  • They are currently in the finals of the RK-Bronament to determine the next number one contenders for the Raw Tag Team Championship.
  • They are on a constant verge for a break up.
This should stay pretty static until WWE Day 1. It almost leaves me disappointed that there is not a direct competition between any of these wrestling promotions. Oh the joy that could be had if we had hot shot title changes. At least it would make my writing easier. What do you do when tag team wrestling cannot end writer's block? There are only two trios championships that come to mind.
 

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