An Inadvertant Jeff Goldblum Shrine and the Under Appreciated "New Mutants"

 

 *Blog post started on January 12, 2020.

And of course the podcast drop ruins the blog dropping schedule. I cannot really add additional NinetyForChill.com posts once the latest podcast is released. Cannot have visitors scrolling to find the play button.

In case you have not heard about the first episode of "NinetyForChill dot Com: The Podcast" finally dropping. Feel free to hit play below to hear "Ally's Abbreviated Anime Adventure".

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The next problem that the podcast has presented me with is that I promised to address a 90-minute movie that I had rented the night I finished producing the last episode. Needless to say, the visceral review for "The New Mutants" was a necessity for the next episode. Do I retread that feature with a written review?

There are a lot more podcasting issues. Right now, I am waiting on my older sister to listen to the first episode to determine if her reputation would be besmirched if she was to be the the next guest. It is tough for me to comprehend. Not that she wants to make sure she will not humiliate herself. My initial pitch was a Jeff Goldblum theme, and she is the Jurassic Jeff Jezebel. All this pitch does for me is force myself to watch "Mad Dog Time"...or "The Fly" since Ally and I gave "Videodrome" some love last week. Which seems cooler:

 

Mad Dog Time (1996)

Jeff Goldblum, National Arm Wrestling Champ '86 - IMGUR

 

Too bad I do not mean to post this blog till tomorrow (I think). This homage to the Tyrannosaurus Pecs may have sold big sis on doing the pod. Why do I always fail to think of the bribery angle?

 

Speaking about bribery, there was an article that I came across discussing how Disneyland will become a mass-vaccination site for COVID-19. Everybody loves the Disney parks. Get a shot, hop on "The Jungle Cruise". Why was this not the Federal response to begin with? I guess Big Mouse was never a fan of Big Orange.

 

If only we had the vaccine options this summer. You could go to the movies, get a shot with your popcorn, and give Christopher Nolan the respect he deserves (I guess. After his "Batman" sequels and "Interstellar", I get a pretentious vibe from him.).

 

It would have worked out for Disney. If the concept of an "X-Men" horror movie was not going to sell you on seeing "The New Mutants", perhaps protection from the premier plague would.

 

The New Mutants (2020; 1 hour 34 minutes)

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