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Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Truck Stop Thoughts 2007: ACDC, Stop Making Capitalists Look Bad.

Current mood: animated

I'm sorry AC/DC hasn't been good since the soundtrack to Maximum Overdrive, and that's being very generous. They should be locked out of the studio for allowing that Stephen King to be considered relevant.

Angus, it's great to know you guys can still rock, but your selling your CD through an evil conglomerate (Walmart). These CDs do not offer new music. And Brian ain't Bon. There has got to be an intervention from the government to stop you from making every album sound the same.

Yes, they all sound like AC/DC, but they are identical. Identical...let's see...nontuplets you bore to brainwash immature fans over the past twenty years.

These immature fans encourage that twat in the morning on 105.7 the X material for his morning shows, and a poor excuse for Jim Ardis to shows he's hip. Don't you care about the fans that Matty B is Xploiting for bumpers, and more importantly attention for his untalented ass?

"They shot the cannon when they weren't suppose to, and got banned for it. But they've matured."

If that is not a reason to keep AC/DC out of the Tri Counties, I don't know what is. Matured? They were 40 when they did that stunt. Do you think senility changes overtime? They were senile then, so they're still senile.

Maybe I can put all the blame on Walmart. Why are we even talking about AC/DC now. How do these guys demand a bus trip? Because they took eight years off, they are now better than Bloomington's US Cell Coliseum? I remember my frosh year of high school, and the big deal was to catch them in Rockford.

And what dignified band would even play Rockford (I said play not hail from. Viva The Pimps and Cheap Trick).

I remember seeing Eric Clapton at the Mark (end this Iwireless crap), and it was freaking awesome. The cool thing was, it was all blues except for "Lola", "Cocaine", and "Tears in Heaven". This legend played whatever he played so well, you didn't care that you didn't get to hear "Change the World" or "The Way that You Use It". I don't see AC/DC doing that.

I'm not saying don't play. Just don't make people by your new...may I be more blunt...SHIT. I'm not saying you can't be creative. On the contrary, I'm demanding that you be creative.

It's been a tough month for me. It's a true test of my capitalistic values. People using it to be exploitative like the Young Bros. and the Hilton vaginas.

Sorry Nikki, I appreciate that you stay out of trouble, but it's so much easier just to lump you girls together.

Back to Paris, Cathy, and the Youngs. What is so good about being an orifice? It's worse than being a socialist. And there is nothing that pisses me off more than making me think like a Commie.

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