*This blog post was started on October 5, 2021.
Last night was dedicated to producing my podcast and laundry. I actually got all that done at a reasonable time, but when I start being productive, I think I might get manic. So all the sleep I lacked due to movie research this weekend still needs to be made up for.
At least that is my story for the headaches. In other words, further deep cleaning my apartment is not on the immediate agenda. The windows are still shut and the air conditioning is running. This is leaving me to prefer the seasonal change from Winter to Spring. I think I would rather deal with knowing when things are warm than waiting for the cold.
If only I could just place amateur wrestling mats on all the floors to remind me of the best times from high school. Why would I complain about near 90 degree temperatures? I did not complain about it back in the day.
That is saying something because weight cutting was never a problem for me. If anyone had a right to complain, it was I. It is ironic how the team I captained was always annoyed by me. They could have not made excuses and be supportive of the coach's agenda.
There were a few good teachers back at Morton High School. I guess I can never have kids because I would not know where to live so that they would be in good schools. Living in the city is what I like, but you know the schools are subpar. Living in the burbs, you know the entitled "old" families have brat kids. Living in the country, what education?
I suppose shit did not get bad for me till I was in fourth grade. Homeschooling might work out after the kids get the socializing established. Your real friends keep in touch. That seems nicer than finding that out after high school.
All this ranting really makes me wish that you could use hyperlinks with my online dating profiles. I would rather be judged on this than "Two Truths and One Lie" boxes.
If that does not turn them off, then the wrestling chat below will. It is better than me going on a rant about the "libertarian" next to me who is reinforcing their racist and transphobic prejudices via fringe video sites. Do I report what they are watching to YouTube just to make sure they know where their content filters are failing?
I guess I should not complain too much about them thinking that they should be allowed to judge people. My hometown will think that I did that in this post. My only defense is, I was just stating my experiences. If you have not had the same experiences than the people you are judging, are you in no position to judge?
Which allows me to go on and on and on about pro wrestling. The worst think you can say about me as a critic is that I am only a critic because I was a failed performer. Personally, I got a suitcase with a weekend's worth of gear in my trunk, so I do not want to use verb tense. Or at least just call me a wrestler who is failing. In the end, those who cannot do, teach.
Teaching is still an expression of passion. And I can go on to say that if people gave a shit about me and my passion, my pro-wrestling, Z-budget, zombie-comedy feature film, "Main Event of the Dead" would not be in development hell or I can at least participate in a wrestling scene where there are few who have put in the time to be true professionals. Downstate Illinois without friends makes me want to consider taking up auto-erotic asphyxiation.
With the scenario above coming off as a plea, I might as well make it official. If you want to help get "Main Event of the Dead" off the ground, send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com. I would appreciate any advice on how to get the feature to a crowd-sourcing stage and am more than happy to send out a treatment of my script. Thanks for the consideration.
Obviously, I am just writing what is immediately coming to my mind with this post. That was not necessarily my intent, but now we have the party next to me watching anti-vax videos. It is just building up the angst. So how much fun do I think me taking up the old Apter Magazines format will be?
Lets find out.
The Disgruntled's Real Power Rankings (10/6/21):
I structure is solely based on my past experiences with printed wrestling magazines. It might be fun to go and subscribe to one just for kicks, but I have promised the listeners of "NinetyForChill.com - The #Podcast" that I will give Shudder a chance, so that will not currently let me SUPPORT WRESTLETALK.
The Number 1 Wrestler in the World: Kenny Omega
- All Elite Wrestling World Champion
- AAA Mega Champion
- Disgruntled's Real World Champion (DRCW)
The Number 2 Wrestler in the World: Bandido
- ROH World Champion:
DRCW recognizes this as a Men's World Championship. If Omega loses his
AEW championship to a performer who is inferior to Bandido, the ROH
champion can become the Disgruntled's Real World Champion.
The Number 3 Wrestler in the World: Trevor Murdoch
- NWA World Heavyweight Champion: DRCW recognizes this as a Men's World Championship.
The Number 4 Wrestler in the World: Christian Cage
- Impact World Champion (a poser world championship)
- He is the only wrestler to pin Kenny Omega since Pac in 2019.
The Number 5 Wrestler in the World: Roman Reigns
- He is in the midst of 400 plus-day reign as WWE Universal Champion (a poser world championship).
- DRCW Modern Poser Champion
- He did not use a gimmick like Money in the Bank to win his championship.
- He did not win a vacated championship.
The Number 6 Wrestler in the World: Shingo Takagi
- He is the current and third IWGP World Heavyweight Champion. This championship came from the unification of the IWGP Heavyweight Championship with the IWGP Intercontinental Championship. The Heavyweight Championship was regarded by DRCW as a Men's World Championship.
- He
won given a chance to win this championship after Will Ospreay was
stripped of it due to injury. Before Takagi won the championship, he had
failed to defeat Ospreay for it.
The Number 7 Wrestler in the World: Big E
- WWE Champion. DRCW recognizes this as a Men's World Championship.
- He won his championship by cashing in Money in the Bank.
- He did successfully fend off the challenge of the preceding champion, Bobby Lashley.
The Number 8 Wrestler in the World: Sammy Guevara
- AEW TNT Champion
- DRCW OCHO Real Secondary Champion
The Number 9 Wrestler in the World: Damien Priest
- WWE United States Champion: A belt recognized by DRCW as a secondary championship that makes up some of the OCHO's title history.
- He won his championship from Sheamus who was having a lackluster reign.
The Number 10 Wrestler in the World: Josh Alexander
- He is the most recent Impact X Division Champion. DRCW recognizes that title as a secondary championship which contributes to the OCHO's title history.
- He relinquished the championship to challenge Christian Cage for the Impact World Championship in a scheduled (not impromptu like Big E's title victory) bout.
I think this is about as objective you can get. It at least opens the door for WWE to possibly justify their Universal Championship. If you accept the DRCW real champions, you cannot dispute their ranking.
I
would love to hear some feedback. My twitter is @catbusruss. And with
all that said, and to coincide with the rankings, I must bid you Adieu,
Goodbye, and Good Night. Bang!
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