NinetyForChill.com: The Podcast
Episode 24: Vampires and the Vulgar Critiques of a Demented Podcaster
I have been asking for weeks for assistance in composing an episode dedicated to vampire features like "The Lost Boys" trilogy, "Near Dark", and the "Underworld" movies. Here is to hoping that this bunch of critiques will stir up some inspiration in my audience to step up and hold off on the garlic. If this is a topic you up for discussing, feel free to send an email to russthebus07@gmail.com. All I need is a half hour on Zoom to get this done.
This episode provides us with a couple of bloodsucking reviews. It is fun to see that I sounded a bit more forgiving to the Adrian Paul and Bookeem Woodbine starring feature, "The Breed". Being distributed by Sony, perhaps this could be considered a prototype for Len Wiseman's "Underworld". It might have been too early for western wire-fu for this feature to successfully blend "Interview with the Vampire" and "The Matrix". Stay out of the Warner Brothers' lane I suppose.
The other vampire feature I reviewed was for my original YouTube channel, thaidurden (Witness Ally from Ally's Accessories Shop on Etsy awkwardly shoot my audition to be AEW's Librarian.) I am just showing off my hominus nocturna knowledge by critiquing "John Carpenter's Vampire". It is fun, but too mainstream to make the top half of his filmography.
To put a cherry on top of this episode, I fulfill my promise from last week to access The Five-Star Review Library of Letterboxd's ThePoeticCritic. After a bunch of scrolling (I am still getting use to the layout of that website), "The Old Dark House" from 1932 is what I eventually stumbled upon. If you liked "Titanic", this Boris Karloff film features Gloria Stewart in a leading role. Thinking about how she must have been aged up for the James Cameron film may distract you from the edginess this horror classic has to offer.
As of this publication, a guest has been lined up for next week's episode. We are going to tackle a feature that was sorely missed from "Episode 15: When in Doubt, Take It To the Outer Space (Opera)". That feature being Mel Brook's "Spaceballs".
I hope I am impressing or at the very least amusing you with this podcast and I am open to any and all criticism. My biggest want is more guests and more suggestions on what to chat about (@catbusruss, russthebus07@gmail.com, @coolmoviesdarth). If we can get 3 hours out of "Little Nicky", the possibilities are endless. Thanks for visiting.
After WrestleMania Backlash, I will tell you that we need to take zombie pro wrestling back. My suggestion is that we finally get my low-budget zombie movie, "Main Event of the Dead" off the ground. The script lacks a lumberjack match, so you know it has got to be better than the "Army of the Dead" advertisement. Ask for a treatment or give me suggestions on how to get it to a crowd-sourcing stage with an email to russthebus07@gmail.com.
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