Sons of the Trumpy and Life Equals $75,000 of Hot Cash Per Diem

Thanks the browser for remembering my shopping history. Sometimes it can be awkward. With all the stuff I have to search on Amazon as a means to price match for customers, I keep getting promo emails telling me about similar deals that I have no interest in.

Otherwise, when soccer kids and dreadful graduation weekend guests are consuming your time, not losing my basket at Hot Topic is great. Most importantly, it allows me to get at least one set of blogs out for the week. The next big advantage is that I am so fried mentally, I will not necessarily write a long entry and can utilize all $75 of my Hot Cash.

Looking to build a total bill of $150 may sound nuts, but this is the only low monthly payment credit card I have, so why not. After some of the shit I dealt with personally the last couple of weeks on top of being overworked, I got take any chance to be stupid that I can.

It would be tough to write about The Troubles (taking it back Ireland). The party that is causing me grief cannot be inferred. They are not a lame ass promoter from Central Illinois's wrestling scene, so trashing them may lead to regret.

What they are is a person who denies the need for communism despite their dependency on the welfare state. They are another American who stands by, no one will be inspired to work in a socialist state despite how I can argue that it would do the opposite of that. Thankfully, this party does not watch the right wing news outlets, so their only opinion on Sweden is that it is the happiest country in the world. Hence, rethinking their argument about too much socialism would be wise. Too bad I still have to take the piss out of that when I mention the suicide rate. Would a pleasant country give us "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"?

Thinking about shiny foreign people is a good transition to what I would like to explore. Minneapolis is going to have to pay the family of the Australian white woman who was gunned down by one of their cops $20 million dollars. If you want to bring more international elements into the story, the cop was a Somali-American. There could be a story in the first cop to be convicted murder in one of these of unwarranted shooting was not white, but for another time.

Not to sound unsympathetic, but I want to focus on the money. This decision, I feel, places a value on life. When you take into account the $33 million the Browns and Goldman's were awarded in the Simpson civil trial (double jeopardy in my opinion, again another time, a time when I really can tap into a nonwhite audience), you could say it sounds like this judgement was adjusted for inflation. What the decision has allowed me to find a way to solve all of this country's problem.

$20,000,000 FOR EVERY CITIZEN BECAUSE WE ARE WORTH IT.

That was my initial idea, but I did the math.

$20,000,000 x 320,000,000 = 6.4 quadrillion dollars

This debt is still on in the low trillions, that is definitely to extreme a figure to sell to anyone. I mean, I just defined "low" trillions.

And then you will get Fox News actually being able to validate the currently false narrative that minorities only have children to avoid actual employment. I could say that it may inspire people to work to try avoiding the near immediate austerity, but that is quite a task since the concept of a per diem for every citizen will be needed as the world becomes more automated.

Because of automation, every person is going to need to be assigned a worth. The per capita in this county 62,000. The one percent could stop living extravagantly and we limit the annual income to adults, we should be doing alright. If we let the top one percent have enough to pay for maintenance on their personal property, I think we can make it on 31,000.

Sadly, that is not as much fun, so based on the facts of the murder and civil suit, adults should earn annually 500,000 dollars a year till we are forty. It is not quite $20,000,000, and you should not earn that after 40. I think everyone will be in business and the country can budget around that.

We can all be rich, the trick is staying rich. More accountants will be employed. Careers only lasting 20 years means there will be more opportunities for those entering the job market. What is there not to like?

What there would not be to like is assholes not being able to think they are better than at least one group of people. This tells me what a group cosplay for Wizard World Chicago could be. Spray paint some Donald Trump mask gold, put some horns on them, where lose bright colors and center it around an oversized tie. Son of the Trumpy. Too bad I do not have that 500,000 this year to even go.

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