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Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Clint Howard for Raw GM and How the WWE is "No Holds Barred"

Can there ever be too much irony? I'm leaning towards yes as the answer. Alanis Morissette made sure she didn't feature much of it in her hit single and M. Night Shyamalan hasn't been able to sell us on any of his twists since "The Village." Perhaps he exchanged his sixth sense for the topic when he cast Bryce Dallas Howard in his films. Their first collaboration was a lot like "10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife," and Howard coincidentally looks like her Dad.

The latter part of that assessment may seem a bit harsh. I should have used reminds me of Richie Cunningham. You can blame the movie poster of "Lady in the Water" for the association. You are going to need to visit the IMDB page because I don't want the poster to be the random image that gets posted on Facebook when I send out my advertising tweets (from @MainEventZombie) for this blog. When you look at it and see the Howard name, tell me you don't see Opie Taylor? Then you see Paul Giammati's billing, you can't help but add his hairline to her ginger face. The answer to the equation is Ron Howard.

In the end (I need to get back to the ironic theme), at least I'm not reminded of Clint Howard when I think about actresses with traditional a traditional "Annie"-base. Then again, wouldn't Clint be more suited to play the role of a lead scientist in a played out dinosaur movie franchise? His age may make him more authoritative. WWE needs a likable authority figure. And I needed a title that draws greater interest than "John Cena has one too many syllables to be Rip."

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